🐾🚨 I’M GOING TO JAIL… DOG JAIL. FOR 24 HOURS. 🚨

🚨I am voluntarily checking myself into DOG JAIL for 24 HOURS🚨

📍 Location: Luling Animal Welfare Society (LAWS) in Luling, Texas
🏠 Accommodations: 1 of 10 kennels (yes… TEN)
🗓️ April 18-19, 2026
 🐾 Roommate: one dog who will absolutely outrank me

No bed (OK, maybe a cot). No freedom. No dignity.

Just me… sitting in a kennel… making prolonged eye contact 👁️👄👁️ with visitors like: “I can be a good girl too”

Why am I doing this?
Because every year over 3 MILLION dogs go through shelters—scared, confused, and stuck in places just like this. 

And while I get to leave after 24 hours…they don’t.

Meanwhile I: 
 👉🏻 Need coffee to function 
 👉🏻 Demand a minimum of 3 pillows 
 👉🏻 Will miss my bidet toilet seat

NOW LET’S MAKE THIS WORSE FOR ME (AND BETTER FOR THEM):

You donate… I suffer. It’s a system. 
 
When I hit the below amounts, I’ll do the following during my stay:

💰$100 – I bark instead of talking for 1 hour 
 💰$200 – I learn and perform tricks on command (yes, you can request them) 
 💰$350 – I eat ALL meals out of a dog bowl 
 💰$500 – I chase and retrieve a ball 
 💰$800 – I go full method: I try to get “adopted” 
 💰$1,000 – I do a LIVE “kennel tour” in full dog persona

You are not just donating…
 😭 You are directly funding my public humiliation and helping a worthy shelter. 

And honestly? Worth it.

Because every dollar helps the Luling Animal Welfare Society care for dogs (and cats 🐈‍⬛, too!) across those 10 kennels—food, medical care, transport to other rescues, and a real shot at getting out.

⏰ I’m in there for 24 hours. They’re in there waiting for someone to choose them.

📲 Share this so I don’t suffer in silence

🐾 Let’s fill those kennels with hope… and me with regret.

If I come out barking 🐕, needing belly rubs, and responding to “who’s a good girl?”… just go with it.